SATIRE: Let’s buy a vineyard in Marlborough

SATIRE: An international wine company worth a few billion dollars has started a Givealittle page asking people in Marlborough to help them buy a vineyard. Capitalist Wines is looking to raise $8 million to buy a 40-hectare plot in the grape-friendly Awatere Valley, south of Blenheim. The company has set a deadline of next Friday so charitable Marlburians are urged to donate as soon as possible.